Thursday Thirteen 08/03/06

Hello and welcome back for another dose of the Thursday Thirteen. This week's
edition deal's with movie quotes I like. I tried to do this the other day, but
for some reason, couldn't get the formatting the way I wanted.....so here I am,
back trying this again, and I HOPE it formats the way I like. So here goes -- my
13 memorable movie quotes:

1. Office Space
   
   BOB SLYDELL: What would you say ya do here?
   
   TOM SMYKOWSKI: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn
   customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at
   dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with
   you people?


2. Napoleon Dynamite
   
   Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with
   babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
   
   
   Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
   


3. Remember the Titans
   
   Coach Boone: If you miss a blocking assignment, you will run a mile. If
   you drop a pass, you will run a mile. If you fumble this ball, I will
   break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts ... and THEN you will run a
   mile!


4. Fargo
   
   MARGE: Yah. And I'll tell you what, from his footprints he looks like a
   big fella -
   
   (Marge suddenly doubles over, putting her head between her knees down near
   the snow.)
   
   LOU: Ya see something down there, Chief?
   
   MARGE: Uh - I just, I think I'm gonna barf.
   
   LOU: Geez, you okay, Margie?
   
   MARGE: I'm fine - it's just morning sickness.
   
   (She gets up, sweeping snow from her knees.)
   
   MARGE: ... Well, that passed.
   
   LOU: Yah?
   
   MARGE: Yah. Now I'm hungry again.


5. Shrek 2
   
   DONKEY: Oh, no, no. I don't think so. If there'll be any animal testing,
   I'll do it. That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle.
   
   SHREK: How do you feel?
   
   DONKEY: I don't feel any different. I look any different?
   
   PUSS-IN-BOOTS: You still look like an ass to me.


6. Monty Python & The Holy Grail
   
   [clop clop clop]
   
   KING ARTHUR: Whoa there!
   
   [clop clop clop]
   
   SOLDIER #1: Halt! Who goes there?
   
   ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
   King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
   
   SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one!
   
   ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the
   length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
   court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
   
   SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
   
   ARTHUR: Yes!
   
   SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!
   
   ARTHUR: What?
   
   SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
   together.
   
   ARTHUR: So?


7. A League Of Their Own
   
   MAE MORDABITO: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts
   open and, uh, oops!, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a
   crowd, right?
   
   DORIS MURPHY: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your
   bosoms?


8. Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
   
   LOIS: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
   
   ACE: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe
   I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?


9. Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery
   
   AUSTIN: As long as people are still having premarital sex with many
   anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding
   drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!


10. Scarface
    
    TONY MONTAŃA: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the
    best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you
    gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm


11. The Birdcage
    
    ALBERT: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm
    a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
    
    ARMAND: I made you short?


12. What About Bob?
    
    BOB: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am
    I


13. Office Space (Beginning and Ending with my favorite
    movie)
    
    SAMIR: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not
    that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
    
    MICHAEL BOLTON: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    
    SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
    
    MICHAEL BOLTON: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass
    clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    
    SAMIR: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    
    MICHAEL BOLTON: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
    

I hope you have enjoyed this as much as I have -- there are SO many good movies out there - these are just SOME of my favorite quotes :)
Enjoy and have a wonderful week!

J-Dawg

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