
Hello and welcome back for another dose of the Thursday Thirteen. This week's
edition deal's with movie quotes I like. I tried to do this the other day, but
for some reason, couldn't get the formatting the way I wanted.....so here I am,
back trying this again, and I HOPE it formats the way I like. So here goes -- my
13 memorable movie quotes:
- Office Space
BOB SLYDELL: What would you say ya do here?
TOM SMYKOWSKI: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn
customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at
dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with
you people? - Napoleon Dynamite
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with
babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. - Remember the Titans
Coach Boone: If you miss a blocking assignment, you will run a mile. If
you drop a pass, you will run a mile. If you fumble this ball, I will
break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts ... and THEN you will run a
mile! - Fargo
MARGE: Yah. And I'll tell you what, from his footprints he looks like a
big fella -
(Marge suddenly doubles over, putting her head between her knees down near
the snow.)
LOU: Ya see something down there, Chief?
MARGE: Uh - I just, I think I'm gonna barf.
LOU: Geez, you okay, Margie?
MARGE: I'm fine - it's just morning sickness.
(She gets up, sweeping snow from her knees.)
MARGE: ... Well, that passed.
LOU: Yah?
MARGE: Yah. Now I'm hungry again. - Shrek 2
DONKEY: Oh, no, no. I don't think so. If there'll be any animal testing,
I'll do it. That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle.
SHREK: How do you feel?
DONKEY: I don't feel any different. I look any different?
PUSS-IN-BOOTS: You still look like an ass to me. - Monty Python & The Holy Grail
[clop clop clop]
KING ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the
length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
ARTHUR: So? - A League Of Their Own
MAE MORDABITO: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts
open and, uh, oops!, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a
crowd, right?
DORIS MURPHY: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your
bosoms? - Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
LOIS: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
ACE: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe
I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? - Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery
AUSTIN: As long as people are still having premarital sex with many
anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding
drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! - Scarface
TONY MONTAĆA: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the
best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you
gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm - The Birdcage
ALBERT: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm
a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
ARMAND: I made you short? - What About Bob?
BOB: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am
I - Office Space (Beginning and Ending with my favorite
movie)
SAMIR: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not
that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
MICHAEL BOLTON: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
MICHAEL BOLTON: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass
clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
SAMIR: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
MICHAEL BOLTON: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
I hope you have enjoyed this as much as I have -- there are SO many good movies out there - these are just SOME of my favorite quotes :)
Enjoy and have a wonderful week!
J-Dawg
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